Since inventing the three-sided dice, I've been able to retire and use my fortune for the pursuit of ever more extreme hedonism. I'm descended from a long line of royal mistresses and I once had to live in exile in Brazil after a diamond heist went wrong. It was fun. Now I am fluent in Portuguese and completely hairless from the waist down. Email me if you want, but I can't promise I'll reply.
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