How to be on earth
Alien 1: I think I get it.
It flicks the page of OK! Magazine.
Alien 2: Get what?
It mutes MTV and turns to Alien 1.
Alien 1: We’ve decided we’re staying here, right?
Alien 2: Yeah.
Alien 1: So we’ll need those silicone things put in our chests.
Alien 2: Yep. And tiny versions of genus canis familiaris to put in our…what are they called?
Alien 1: Handbags?
Alien 2: Yeah.
Alien 1: Well according to this magazine we need to do something called the X Factor.
Alien 2: What’s that?
Alien 1: It’s how we’re gonna get all that stuff.
Friday 23 March 2012
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